Sunday $100K on VC

I went to bed after the tourney at 01.30. I open the balkony cause it's hot and I thought I saw something. Didn't bother, went to bed. Within a minute I hear something, some strange noise. Turned the light on didn't find anything so I went back to bed. 5 minutes later that noise again. By that time I was pissed off. As I was getting out of bet I something runing besides my bed.
I turn on the light and there it is. In the corner, weighing in at 0.3 kilograms, from Slovenia,
A FUCKING RAT!!!!!!!

Mother fucker!!!!!!!!

In my bedroom. Wtf? How? When? Why? I have no food, I'm no good? WTF DO YOU WANT?!!!!

It was just standing there looking at me. I moved, the rat moved.
The rat knew where that was going. And it didn't tell me ofcourse. We were gonna play the good old game of skorc and a fucking rat. Bitch. I went to get a broom. Now I got wepons! I'm Rick James bitch!!!!

I start chasing it around the bedroom, then I realize it would be good to put something on and not to chase a rat naked. It could byte my dick of!
Well it would have to take quite a few bites if you know what I mean, hehe.
So i get dressed. Got back. The bitch didn't even hide, just stood there, waiting for me! I was like wtf?!

You gonna get it know. I am dressed and I got weapons. I'm Rick James bitch!!! C'mon!!!

After chaseing that bitch for 1/2 an hour I was sweating like a pig again, so I gave up.

The bitch had me all along. I just didn't know that :/

So I sat on the bad looked at the rat and said: »Would you please leave the room?!«

You know what happend?! The rat just slowley went on the balkony and that was it.

WTF?!!!! Know I'm relly pisssed. That bitch was just playin me!

I quickly closed the door. I had to shower again. It was 2:45 when I went to bed and I couldn't open the balkony door cause that bitch might come back. That resoulted in more sweating cause it was hot. I just said fuck it and tried to sleep.

And when I thought it was all over and I could finally sleep every fucking noise made me suspicious and I couldn't sleep. I mean wtf?!!!!! Last time I checked the clock it was 4:00AM!

Fuck!!!

Got owned by stinkin rat!!!

Wish I had Jerry Jang powers. That bitch would be wrapped up and good to go in a second.

Hope you liked it. I sure didn't.

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Hey,

So it was Sunday and I decided to try and qualify for Sunday $100.000 Guaranted. I played 6 man Sit'n'Go for $43+$4 and took it down much easier than I thought. In fact suprisingly easy.

Ofcourse I was thrilled when I won that Sit'n'Go because that was the most I ever payed for any type of tournament.

I had two hours until 100K started. Didn't know what to do. It's hot and I was lasy so the natural thing would be to sleep so I did LOL.

FINALLY. My first shot at a tournament with a decent prize pool. At the begining everyone have been playing really tight so I took advantage of that and started raising a lot of hands which improved my chip stack from 2K to3.2K and then people started making mistakes when playing back at me. I tightened up a bit and they loosened up a bit. That led to a double up + some blind stealing. By that time I had 7K with avarage of 2,3K (by the way 400+ entries at $200+$15).
Then the standard card dead time that occours during every tourney that I play. It lasted almoast an hour.
Then came a sick run of cards I mean SICK! AA, KK, QQ, AKs. Before I knew it I had 22K in chips and was chip leader. Avarage was 4.8K. I suddenly realized that I have I chance of making it to $$$.

I trippled that 22K when bubble boy went out and I was second in command.

Man did I start to sweat. I mean it was pouring down my face over my dick and balls and on the floor.

I couldn't belive I've made it this far. 50 people left. Then my inexpirience kicked in. I tightened up and waited. What for, beats me! Idiot. I do blame the All-In fest that started immediatly after bubble. It took the play and fun out of that tournament.

So I waited. Down to 40, then 30, then 20. I was still in there with $1000 in my pockets (I had a BR of $600 before the tourney, hehe).

14 people left and dark clouds where gathering over my house. Some guy raises all-in 4 times in a row. Uncontested. He was UTG and raised 5th time All-In.

OK. Imagine this. You're sitting by your computer for 4-5 hours and all-in fest had been going on for the past 1.5 hours. You're sweating like Greg Raymer when he's ALL-IN at the buffet and it's your first major tournament.

My screen is showing AK of clubs. I am an idiot and call his UTG 5th raise in a row. He shows JJ and I am down from 85K to 16K chips with blinds 5K/10K.

Oh, I mean wtf was that. Still on TILT and 16 hours have pased.

Anyway I got $1000 which is great and I'll keep trying to do my best.

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My first tournament on VC that I won.

$5+$0.50 R and won $600. I am not Daut or Khan but it's a start.

Go Rainkhan.

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